Five Reasons to Own a Pit Bull

Five Good Reasons to Own a Pit Bull Terrier

  • To have a contestant for illegal dogfights;
  • To frighten neighborhood dogs and children who you hate;
  • To make money breeding them and selling them to dog-fighters and duped animal lovers;
  • To enhance your image, which isn’t as masculine as you wish it were; and
  • To have an attack dog for launching murder attempts whenever desired.
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